Monica Lewinsky feared for her life. Clinton henchmen called her a troubled stalker with psychological problems. Okay, how was she then given a Pentagon job with TOP SECRET clearance?
Monica would have been found at Ft Marcy park were it not for the stain.
Why, Doug, Clinton was just ministering to her, trying to help her out ;)
And he would have succeeded if it were not for that damn Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. /s