[Grampa Dave]

Kerry needs to be keel hauled by 4 USN Super Carriers.

Actually, one carrier running at flank speed would be enough.

We could have former sailors on the starboard side and Marines on the portside pulling the hauser back an forth.

I would pay my own expenses to be there to join into the new olympic event, keel hauling traitors.

[SandRat]

I'd want to chum the water heavy, first, for SHARKS, SALTies, & Barracudas

[Covenantor]

Personally, a barnacle encrusted rust bucket Liberian flagged freighter would work. No need to foul the hulls of our flag vessels. Some stains never come off you know.