Now Joe, which kind of Indian are you talking about, the one’s that grew up riding elephants or the one’s who can give you a war whoop? That’s an “important distinction.” Perhaps you can contact Elizabeth Warren, when she gets out of the “Sweat Lodge” and ask her advice.
Why would YOU need to speak with a "slight Indian accent"?
The owner might HAVE one, but he's still speaking English.
I don't like PC nonsense, but if a white patron came in and spoke with a "slight Indian accent", it would be considered rude, and mocking.
Jeez, Joe.