[TwelveOfTwenty]

He said the country "also happens to be better off than when I took office, but that's a longer story."

Except that after he was elected to Congress in 2004, he was among the Democrats blocking Republican efforts to reel in Fannie and Freddie. That led to the economic collapse that he's now taking credit for fixing.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Ah yes, the financial collapse.

He’s so modest, as he takes credit for preventing another great depression, as one of the key achievements of his presidency.