[ColdOne]

Can someone who can read this lawyer speak please tell me what this means?

[thoughtomator]

It means there will be no “T” keys on the keyboards on January 21, 2017.

Also that a ton of incriminating evidence is going to be destroyed beforehand.

[sport]

It means that Obama can do as he damn well pleases and no one will oppose him. The members of Congress, particularly Republicans who should oppose him on general principles, if nothing else, are his co-conspirtors.