King Arthur: Consult the Book of Fonts.
Brother Maynard: Fonts, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the sans-serif up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy sans-serif, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the bold font. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Font of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
dang.... going too fast
Saint Attila should be Saint Drudge...