tl;dr
I expected you all to vote for Cruz, and you didnt. How DARE YOU!!!!
I judge you unworthy and you are all a bunch of fake conservatives and likely hate both God and Jesus.
This site is now &%^@$& in my mind, but instead of just being an adult and accepting that the candidate I supported lost, I’m going to hep insults onto you all while I act like I’m a better human being.
Excellent summary!