Hillary’s personal physician, Dr. Shilda Wadditayks, told reporters that Hillary is perfectly fit to serve as President. She went on to say that they were waiting for the results of one last test to completely rule out Indictmendosis. As long as she passes that test with flying colors, she will be healthy and ready to serve. However, should the test results turn positive, this could mean that Hillary may end up suffering from Felonius Gravis, possibly for the rest of her days. In which case she would excuse herself from the race with grace and dignity. Her side effects could range from moderate to severe, including flu like symptoms, racing heart, high blood pressure, rise in cholesterol, shortness of breath, piercing cries, and murder.
tee hee hee
The cure for Felonius Gravis involves iron bars and prolonged bed rest in an 8’ X 12’ cell ;)
Lol! I think she had severe case of Multiple Uploadem Topsecreditis that caused the form of dementia known as Severe Felonious Forgettingall.
Hillary actually should be fine with her underlying case indictmendosis, due to the accompanying rigajustis.
Further tests revealed Hillary has a chronic case of lyinundaoathis.