Just leave.
Why the bullshit?
Oh, that's right, you need to tell us exactly why we are so stupid, and you, in your everlasting brilliance, are the epitome of conservatism, just look at the sentence construction, the mental powers needed for such a flash of reasoning.
No one else has any judgment at all, much less the political savvy to pick the most conservative politician, and back them to the hilt, come hell or high water, even though they may fail miserably, because, well, that is what conservatives do.