GRRREAT post(s)
WE (decide what to) REPORT, (so that) YOU (can waste your time of life and) DECIDE (how much of our garbage/propaganda is important/truthful)
(I DEPROGRAMMED myself from FOX about 4 years ago)
This post reminds me of the old MAD Magazine's displays of lighted signs that have some bulbs burned out ...
(lighted sign);
VISIT OUR SERVICE DEPARTMENT
(some bulbs need replacing)
SIT UR VICE DEAR
(Obviously, I'd never make it as a MAD writer ... but that's the kind of stuff I remember and your post reminded me of it)