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To: abigkahuna
How can you be at two places at once when you are nowhere at all?

Tourist asking a (...fill in your favorite nationality here...)...for directions....

Answer:...Well...if I was going there I wouldn't be starting from here now would I...?

46 posted on 04/30/2016 9:22:39 PM PDT by spokeshave (Somewhere there is a ceiling for Trump.....Yeah, it's called The Oval Office)
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To: spokeshave

It’s actually an old Firesign Theater line....In fact that reminds me, time to put on some pliers on the dwarf...excuse me, I’ll be back as....Nick Danger, Third Eye....


51 posted on 04/30/2016 9:27:16 PM PDT by abigkahuna (How can you be at two places at once when you are nowhere at all?)
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