To: StCloudMoose
There's this Indian who really needs to take a cr@9. So he goes to the out house and discovers that there is no toilet paper. He then decides that he will first go and buy a roll. At the store he asks the clerk how much it is for a roll of toilet paper. Well we got three brands, $3.00 for Charmin, $2.00 for fluffy, or $1.00 for the no-name-brand. He decides that the no-name-brand will do. He later returns to the store and says to the clerk, I got a name for the toilet paper you sold me. Oh yah, what is it? John Wayne, Its rough, tough, and it dont take no $#!+ off of Indian!
19 posted on
04/30/2016 6:24:38 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Vaquero
33 posted on
04/30/2016 6:34:05 AM PDT by
mountn man
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