I used to come home from work and put my wallet\money on top of my dresser.
In the morning before going to work, I would pick it up from the top of my dresser and put ‘em in my pockets.
My son (a little kid at the time) asked me to stay home from work so we could play together.
I explained about working and earning money to pay for his food\toys etc... Then I asked him where he thought the money came from ?
Without batting an eye, the answer was: “On top of your dresser”
Yup. Cute and funny from a little boy. Not so much from adults, or anyone beyond the ‘age of reason.’