You are pure, unadulterated evil. Satan calls you his friend. Your stench of malignance is breath-stealing and when you are photographed, a demon appears in the frame. You eat small children, cannibalistically, and you have no redeeming features. I am ashamed you were ever a member of the forum. Nothing you say is true, ever, and yet you manage to write it with triteness and a certain jejune character. Now that you are gone, we can all celebrate, with gusto, for now we are whole and complete.
You jangling pile of huckleberries. Your vileness is so full of vileness that it causes moss to become carnivorous. Your feet smell like a Calcutta morgue during a power outage. Even Sudanese pirates are appalled at your ignorance of dinner etiquette. How dare you speak to Niles, Neal.... whatever....like that. He was like a bother to us.