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Because Ilya Kuryakin is a deep cover Soviet agent who's been planning for fifty years to get close to a high profile American target?

Take your chances with Illya, Michelle. The crazy forty-year-old Goth Teen is the one you really have to worry about.

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Duckie is one of the last redeeming qualities of NCIS.

Good to see him keeping on the job. I always liked David on screen.