Gah! Kasich should know better than to take on spaghetti. Unless you are either Lady or the Tramp, you can’t look good eating that.
Love you mentioned Lady and the Tramp - perfect!
I rarely order spaghetti out, but when I do I either roll it on a spoon or cut it so the pieces fit on a fork. I love to watch toddlers eat spaghetti and slurp it up - grown men (especially Govs and prez candidates), not so much.