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“Just because you did it, doesn’t mean you’re guilty”
Larry L. Archie, Atty at Law, Charleston ,SC
Cross exam, plaintiff’s lawyer to coroner:
“So Doctor, I believe you testified that the victim was clinically dead on your table at 1:45 PM. Is that correct? You’re sure of that”
Coroner: (hesitating, looking at jury) “Well, yes. In that I just testified from my recorded notes of the autopsy that I had removed his brain at approximately 1:30 PM ... but I suppose we could have put the paddles on him and enrolled him in law school.”