[BlackElk]

Not true. Cruz was hatched not born long, lomg ago, and far, far away. There were two moons in his sky and he was the evil offspring of Darth Vader and a female demon. When confronted with these "facts," Cruz REFUSED to deny them so they MUST be true!

Can we get back to actual issues now before Western Civilization vanishes altogether? Abortion, SCOTUS, guns, marriage, military, crushing ISIS, jobs, some piece of the action for ordinary Americans, ending Common Core, putting the fedgov on a severe diet? You know, ISSUES!

[CodeToad]

So you think someone with an anti-American and a foreign background is going to solve issues??

Maybe you should think about just what tool you are trying to use first. That’s been our problem, we keep trying to use a screwdriver to drive a nail.

[Stentor]

...he was the evil offspring of Darth Vader and a female demon.

Close. He was the offspring of Booger Dawson and Kathy Bates.