Have you seen the people on 5th Avenue during rush hour? Fire away! Welcome to New York humor, hayseeds :P
I have seen them. Wife and I spent 8 vacation days in Manhattan a few years ago. We also own a ranch in SE Oklahoma. Cows, barns, house, shop, Polaris Ranger, ponds, river, pasture, trees, etc. I know where I would rather live.... Okay.... I’m a hayseed :)