[Pearls Before Swine]

Except, once you check in to Islam, you can never check out.

She's playing with fire here.

How's it working for Janet Jackson?

[riri]

Wow, I didn't know that. Yeah, weird. No more wardrobe malfunctions for her. She'll have a head malfunction if that happens again. As in, it'll no longer be attached to her body.

I would say, though, as a woman, if you are gonna convert, later in life is better. And, well, Lohan is looking 40 already so, yeah...

Living in Phoenix with translucent white skin, I wish I could wear a burka out and not look crazy. Not gonna convert for that purpose though.