[UnwashedPeasant]

"Trump keeps complaining that he doesn't get acknowledged for gaining yardage, when the purpose of the game is to score points."

And when the other team scores with a Field Goal, he claims it is cheating.

And he claims that him getting to the 90-yard line should count as a touchdown.

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“And he claims that him getting to the 90-yard line should count as a touchdown.”

90-yard line? Please discontinue all sports analogies. They do not apply.