“I have a tinfoil hat you might wanna buy.”
I’m sure Grampa Dave can afford your hat, but he has no need for it. But are you willing to also sell your personal, highly coveted MORON hat too? I doubt it. It is your reason for being!
No. I am willing to sell my MORON hat.
It has never been used, it is bright red with a logo saying Make America Great Again.
Nothing says I am a MORON better than wearing that hat.