You must be the most intellectually vapid Cruz supporter here. You are unconvincing, but instead annoying. In fact, so much so, that I present the following for your reading plessure:
Slick Teddy
Ted Luz
Pious Ted
Jeb Cruz
Pervy Ted
Fraud Cruz
Ted Douche
Rising of the Priesthood Ted
Beck’s boyfriend (maybe sickoflibs?)
Rafael Cruz
Canada Cruz
Cowardly Cruz
GOPe KY boy Cruz
You sound like Trump the entertainer.