And this, my friends, is how we do things at THE Ohio State University.
I'm lovin' it. The only fault I found with what the administrator said to the students is that he failed to explain what "paddy wagon" means. And the Irish students should shortly let him know that the term "paddy wagon" is offensive to their heritage, violates their human dignity and makes their headspace unsafe; and they should demand counseling and a keg of Guiness.