Whatever you do, GG, don’t call the Cruzlims “Cruzlims.”
OK. I believe this can be done in one run-on sentence—confusing to Cruzlims but comprehensible to all else, i.e. the literate:
Although they enjoy coining any variations they can conceive on the name ‘Trump’—even “Branch Trumpidians,” although Trump is a boring Episcopalian, while their tub-thumping prophet is at times practically speaking in tongues (quite unpleasant ones too), when it comes to their womanizing, conniving serpent of a candidate, the Cruzlims are quite sensitive souls and like Zu Zu Bailey, their petals are easily bruised.
So let’s not call the ululating Cruzlims, Cruzlims.
Yeah, ‘sup with some of the Cruznadians when it comes to “cruzlims”? It struck a raw nerve with some of them yesterday. One couldn’t handle it and vowed to hit the abuse button. Such touchy-feely sensitive Cruznadian snowflakes.
+1 for a reference to Zu Zu Bailey in It’s a Wonderful Life :) Watch it every Xmas with my family since I was a kid.