I think it is a law that you have to be drunk to go to a White Castle.
Nothing worse than White Castle farts. Makes Taco Bell farts smell like a tropical breeze.
You have to be drunk to eat White Castle the first time, once you are hooked, you can eat them sober.
I forgot about WC gas, you are correct, possibly the most potent odor emitted by the human body while still at room temperature.
The local constabulary will sit outside the White Castle waiting for the drunks to pass through the drive up window at 2:30 a.m., which is exactly a half hour after closing time at the bars. However, I don’t know how they can truthfully say they noticed “the odor of alcoholic beverages” when there’s a sack of sliders and onion chips in the car.
But then again, they did see the driver at the White Castle at 2:30 in the morning.