[Strac6]

We all know this is a conspiracy concocted by:

1: The Establishment Republicans
2: FoxNews
3: Ted Cruz
4: MSNBC
5: Ice Fishermen
6: All American vets of the Spanish American War
7: Every 14th person in the telephone book.

After all, it is soooo obvious, especially the Ice Fishermen.

[dragnet2]

So your message is the establishment Republicans, Fox News, Ted Cruz, and MSNBC are all above board, honorable, trustworthy completely neutral and unbiased?