On how deceitful skunks harmed the ruble
This task was given to a predatory bald eagle called Eagle Fred, and an army of deceitful skunks brought up by Wicked Witch of the East helped him with that. The U.S. President at the time was a small man called Uncle Tom. That was him who assigned Fred to spoil the Russian currency what would have made the Russian people buy things with dollars. Russia’s last chieftain Browscarrier had died by that time and President Spottyson had succeeded him. He was a gullible man; he believed that if a U.S. President smiled to him then his intentions were favourable for Russia. And while the presidents were smiling to each other, as many as forty skunks crawled through the Russian-American border.
Eagle Fred tasked them to disable Fyodor the Bear who was the Russian Treasurer. And the skunks succeeded because they had been instructed by old Wicked Witch of the East herself, not by anyone else. As you know, bears adore honey more than anything else in the world. This is true as for our, earthly bears, as for the bears from the planet ‘Raccoon’s Little Eyes’. Fyodor the Bear had an apiary of forty hives. The good bees made forty different sorts of honey for him, like banana honey, pineapple, orange, and even watermelon. They begrudged nothing for the Bear – he took good care that no one would have offended or spoiled the ruble. And the forty skunks sneaked to the hives, made a muck of the honey with their disgusting stink, poisoned the Bear’s favourite dainty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Starikov is a best selling author that mixes truth and fiction. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/14/hitler-was-an-anglo-american-stooge-the-tall-tales-in-a-moscow-bookshop
You may reed more at his website https://nstarikov.ru/ and http://lit.md/nstarikov.htm (in Russian) one of his books is avaiable in an English version http://lit.md/files/nstarikov/rouble_nationalization-the_way_to_russia’s_freedom.pdf ( 304 pages) He is denying the content of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact and have a very distorted view of the history of other items. His recipe for “Nationalization of the Ruble” A separate domestic currency and a currency for foreign trade, has been tried during the Soviet days in many countries and we know the outcome of that.
To understand what is happening in Russia it is good to read this type of strange views about the world as Russia is filled with conspiracy ideas.