Donald Chump.
Slick Teddy. Ted Lose. Ted Romney. Mitt Cruz. Lyin Ted. Pervy Ted. Rafael Cruznadian. Ted Cruz, the GOPe’s bi”ch, a prime example of why so many are and will vote Trump.
Cruz is done. It’s all over but the crying, whether that crying comes from getting wiped by Trump or stabbed in the back by his buddies in the RNC.
Finished. Kaput. Finito. He’s not pining for the fjords; this is an ex-candidate.