[StoneWall Brigade]

Someone on my Facebook a Sanders supporter just told me Socialism works when done right and Capitalism doesn’t when it is tired.

[MAKOTHEDOG]

Socialism never works

[advertising guy]

Socialism is goin to the golf pro shop to buy a ball marker for a buck and they give ya a dime

h/t el Rushbo

[Carriage Hill]

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You are forced by the State to give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
You had two cows.
The State promises more free cows, lets you vote and gives you sour milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots your wife and kids.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other,
and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

CONTEMPORARY WALL STREETISM
You have two cows. You sell one, bundle the
other with a goat, a mule, and two dry cows.
You pile into the derivatives market, buy a Gulfstream
and when it all comes down around your ears...
You go to the government for a bailout.