An Asian guy walks into a bar. After a long frustrating day at the office, he’s hot, tired and easily agitated as he plops onto a stool and slams down a cold beer.
As he tries to gather himself and relax, a biker next to him asks, “Hey, excuse me... do you know karate or any of that martial arts stuff?”
Still irritated, the Asian guy turns to him and boils over, “WHY YOU ASK THAT?? THAT RACIST! YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I ASIAN, I KNOW KARATE?? WHY YOU ASK ME THAT???
The biker leans in to the Asian guy and says, “No, I didn’t ask because you were Asian. I asked because you just drank my f*#kin’ beer...”
And Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am."