[nomad]

Sign up, show up, sign in, get lost in the crowd then go have a beer, get a meal, read the paper and surf the Internet on a tablet or smart phone-in other words goof off like a liberal till your shift is done. Then show up at the end of your shift and get paid for chilling out, just like a liberal.

[Kenton]

Sign up, show up, sign in, get lost in the crowd then go have a beer, get a meal, read the paper and surf the Internet on a tablet or smart phone-in other words goof off like a liberal till your shift is done. Then show up at the end of your shift and get paid for chilling out, just like a liberal.

Sounds like a plan. Maybe you could carry a sign saying "Revolutionary Communists for Bernie!" or "ISIS Brothers Feel the Bern!". That would make for some funny pictures at the least.