I’m pretty sure the p*ssing contest began here:
“Ohh, Billy BadAss, I didn’t recognize you!
You’d enjoy being grabbed like that, I’ll bet. “
You problem is obvious: you spout off with some tough guy talk, and when someone laughs at you and responds accordingly, your delicate ego can’t handle it.
Premature exasperation, that’s what you got.
Work on it.