Now that I think about it, though, I was right about one thing: it does *sound* like the kind of thing despicable leftard scoundrels invent.
That why you have your panties in a knot about it?
Hey, you're the one who seems to be comfortable thinking like a "despicable leftist scoundrel," so you tell me. And if your ego is so fragile that my correction of your error caused you to be triggered, I'm sure there is a safe space available at the nearest public university that you could borrow...