Look, if some of you are a bit squeamish over what Ted is doing with the ladies, then you can do two things:
You can scream at him
Or you can take a chill and pray that a lot of people are lying and a bunch of women never saw Teddy’s dongle.
Because having a tantrum isn't going to help Cruz.
You'd never know from the behavior of some...
"Trumpster!" "Trumpster!" "Trumpster!" "Ted is innocent! Ted is innocent!" [hyperventilates, click heels] "There's no place like home! There's no place like home!"
