The teacher alluded to in the article is almost certainly not a public figure. Nor is the hooker....although why would she sue? Sounds like great advertising. :-)
What teacher? Which hooker? And what rooster did you have carnal knowledge of?
You have a point on the advertising. Look I don’t rule out Ted ,dipping the pen in strange inkwells. America has a history of hypocrites in the pulpit and in the hallowed halls of Congress. I just don’t see a shred of evidence. Innuendo, rumors and accusations by austere journalist sources like NE, and Hustler notwithstanding.