Your tale is clever and remotely possible, but can we edit out the Megyn part, please?!
Her snark is too much, her love fest with Michael Moore and Michelle Fields and every Trump hater, is too much to stomach.
See, I think he picked a fight with her on purpose, for the sole reason of making up with her.
They've broken up in a loud spat, had a brief reconciliation at the debate, then broke up again. For the Harlequin to work out properly, a small act of mutual kindness must lead to a happily-ever-after ending.