Posted on 03/25/2016 12:30:13 PM PDT by smoothsailing
The April 4 edition of The National Enquirer makes damaging claims about Ted Cruz in a bold, above-the-fold headline. But dont be so quick to write it off as another silly claim by a silly tabloid. A political columnist for The Washington Times just backed up the story that Cruz had multiple extramarital affairs.
Yes, the very religious Republican presidential candidate had so many affairs and one-night stands that its over for Pervy Ted, the supermarket tabloid claims.
Cruzs 5 Secret Mistresses! Their Shocking Claims!
Conservative Family Man Evangelical HYPOCRITE!
Claiming unidentified investigators and political operatives as sources, the rag claims Cruz had five extramarital affairs, which include women who worked for his campaign and even a high-priced prostitute.
Randy Ted supposedly had a romp with her in a closet at a Republican state convention.
Its alleged that Ted hooked up with her at the Republican Capitol Hill Club in a private room.
The two were caught getting cozy on the campaign trail.
A very sexy Austin schoolteacher who may have had a fling with Ted after he was appointed Texas Solicitor General.
Ted supposedly had it on with a prostitute.
The Washington Times Drew Johnson says the Enquirer is at least partially correct. He tweeted on March 25 that he personally knows of two of those five affairs.
Even without Johnsons defense of the story, remember that it was this same National Enquirer that had the scoop on John Edwards affair . And that same story crumbled the political campaign of the Democratic presidential wannabe in 2008.
That doesnt mean that this bombshell about Casanova Cruz has guaranteed accuracy, of course. But if the tabloid batted one-thousand on Edwards, then a simple two-out-of-five .400 RBI would carry just as much impact.
Will these new rumors affect Cruzs campaign? A secret source of National Enquirer sure thinks so:
Cruzs image as a Christian Family Man is utterly destroyed.
The U.S. Senator from Texas currently has 465 delegates in the race to gain Republican Party nomination in the 2016 presidential race. Donald Trump has 739. A minimum of 1,237 delegates are needed to gain the nomination before the national convention, and 944 delegates are still open in upcoming primary elections.
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The NE’s track record with these political bombshells isn’t helping. Too many times past there has been fire with the smoke. If they are wrong, they are dead meat. If they are right, the SWHTF in spades.
We could tailor the lyrics a little for more fun. However, this is Good Friday. Christ died for enough sin.
Or worse than that, they could ignore him. It would absolutely crush Weiner to be deemed irrelevant.
Is it true that the girls that LyinTed was involved with insisted that he put a bag over his head before they did the dirty deed?
OMG, OMG..HAHA..Bon Mots you’re work is so funny! I can’t stop laughin...you’re # 449
At least that isn't a problem for Teddy.
I have a feeling this was known in Washington for a while. It’s a small town in that way.
Likely not. I cannot believe Cruz could be so damned stupid. But....and there is a huge BUT....why would the NE commit suicide? It makes no sense. None. Something is afoot. To me, it's baffling.
456 posts and climbing!
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It is true. And afterwards he stuffed it with $100 bills.
What you should hope is that it is not true. If it is true, you should not hope he gets it ironed out.
If true, you should hope that Cruz comes out and says my sex romps were with consenting adults, all in situations where I did not have any position of authority over those I had sex with and my wife is fully aware of the situation and condones it which is really why we came in first in Utah and not that we rigged the election there.
Either Cruz acts, now, to end this “story” or it will metastasize and end his campaign. He has to file suit, or announce he will in the very near future.
BTTT - Cruz and his supporters are getting exposed a lot lately.
...as a Trump support I could care less how many times he cheated on his wife. I want to know if he is going to stop immigration from Syria, stop illegal immigration and how many troops he is going to station on the border until the wall gets built.
One thing I’ve heard is Cruz didn’t deny the story
Geez.....I wonder if Megyn Kelly will have Ted Cruz on, as a headliner tonight. Maybe they both both can swap their gutter stories!!! Wow....now that would be interesting.........And, they could both ask Btrit Hume to join in and make it a threesome!!!
Or at least have it professionally cleaned.
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