Posted on 03/25/2016 12:30:13 PM PDT by smoothsailing
The April 4 edition of The National Enquirer makes damaging claims about Ted Cruz in a bold, above-the-fold headline. But dont be so quick to write it off as another silly claim by a silly tabloid. A political columnist for The Washington Times just backed up the story that Cruz had multiple extramarital affairs.
Yes, the very religious Republican presidential candidate had so many affairs and one-night stands that its over for Pervy Ted, the supermarket tabloid claims.
Cruzs 5 Secret Mistresses! Their Shocking Claims!
Conservative Family Man Evangelical HYPOCRITE!
Claiming unidentified investigators and political operatives as sources, the rag claims Cruz had five extramarital affairs, which include women who worked for his campaign and even a high-priced prostitute.
Randy Ted supposedly had a romp with her in a closet at a Republican state convention.
Its alleged that Ted hooked up with her at the Republican Capitol Hill Club in a private room.
The two were caught getting cozy on the campaign trail.
A very sexy Austin schoolteacher who may have had a fling with Ted after he was appointed Texas Solicitor General.
Ted supposedly had it on with a prostitute.
The Washington Times Drew Johnson says the Enquirer is at least partially correct. He tweeted on March 25 that he personally knows of two of those five affairs.
Even without Johnsons defense of the story, remember that it was this same National Enquirer that had the scoop on John Edwards affair . And that same story crumbled the political campaign of the Democratic presidential wannabe in 2008.
That doesnt mean that this bombshell about Casanova Cruz has guaranteed accuracy, of course. But if the tabloid batted one-thousand on Edwards, then a simple two-out-of-five .400 RBI would carry just as much impact.
Will these new rumors affect Cruzs campaign? A secret source of National Enquirer sure thinks so:
Cruzs image as a Christian Family Man is utterly destroyed.
The U.S. Senator from Texas currently has 465 delegates in the race to gain Republican Party nomination in the 2016 presidential race. Donald Trump has 739. A minimum of 1,237 delegates are needed to gain the nomination before the national convention, and 944 delegates are still open in upcoming primary elections.
Ted looks to be anything other than what he claims.
Perhaps he just is part of the DC political class starting out as a Bushie and planning his path to being just another party hack
Well in that case, welcome aboard!
I’d rather not have Friends like Hillary. But Trump and you disagree. That’s cool.
I have all sorts of sinner friends, and I love every one of ‘em
Glen Beck is trying to find a bridge like ETL just leaped from.
I am wondering the same thing.
Dont stroke out.
Used to be it was "go for the jugular".
Now it is "go for the aneurysm".
No thanks. I think I’ll stick around and watch more Morons On Parade.
...and Gary Hart.
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All of this makes me wounded what Trump has on Ryan,McConnell,Mittens,Jebito and Kasic. He probably has private investigators working around the clock. This open convention thing might not happen. All talk know action.
bkmk
You know!! I think I am going to be voting for Ted just to get revenge on the raunchy news media. AND the Republican Party. If Kasich had enough money, maybe someone could blame it on him. Why not?
":^)
Almost 400 posts and counting, lol
I won’t believe these allegations until I hear it directly from the alligators!
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