I don't have a FB account/page, I don't TWEET ( don't even know how to find TWITTER ), don't text, have NEVER taken a selfie, keep my cell phone locked down 99.5% of the year, and still write snail mail with a fountain pen. :-)
Ok you got me beat there.
I match everything you said, right down to the fountain pen, and writing letters. Only difference is I don’t even have a cell-phone. And I still listen to a lot of old-time jazz records on a 90-year-old Victola!