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Not Twinkie?

How about Ding-Dong?

[Twinkie]

Nope. Ding-Dong’s too loopy. Maybe Brutus. Our cat’s named
Brutus & she is a fartblossom full of vim, vigor & vitality.
(I started out naming her “Lambchop”; but the neighbor kids
heard me calling her & made fun of her.) (I had wondered why
she would not come home when I called her.) So, I tried her
on “Brutus”. She loved it & that’s her name. She will also
answer to “Cattbutt”; but that’s horrible. - I doubt Jim R
would tolerate a screen name like “Cattbutt”. Too risqué.