yeah, Cruz was the pimply fat kid no one would talk to in the halls in school.
but now all the sudden, Romney and the other cool kids let slimy sit at their lunch table once... and now they are BFF’s FOREVER!!!!!
I’m sure he’s writing in his note book “Cruz and GOP BFF!!!” with little hearts all over it...
Thing is, they still think he’s a moron, and really want nothing to do with him. Ted thinks they want to party down with him, but they’ll ditch him as soon as he scores at the liquor store.
Useful operative.