Rumor has it that Cruz may also be trying to steal the nickname "The Cooz" from basketball legend, Bob "The Cooz" Cousy. (Now, that nickname might have worked for the great Bob Cousy, but I don't think it will work so well for Cruzy. Can you imagine Cruz being referred to as Ted "The Cooz" Cruz? It might just serve to hasten his total demise, as all his hopes are rapidly dwindling and fading.)
