Idiots.
Apparently there was a section on “human-rocks interaction”.
Well, as an old geologist-wannabe, I can think of some:
“Getting your rocks off”.
“Getting stoned”
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” (oh the images of this)
If there are no camels around, you can always “Rock the Casbah”.
“Heart Cold as Stone”
“Rock Me Tender”.
“Hot Rocks”
Idiocracy has arrive.