FLASH! FOX NEWS DECLARES TRUMP HAS PEAKED!! “IT’S ALL OVER FOR DONALD TRUMP!” SAYS FNC TALKING HEAD BRITT HUME!
EXTRA! EXTRA! KASICH SURGES AS TRUMP WRAPS UP VICTORY AFTER VICTORY! “TRUMP WILL BE LUCKY TO WIN A SINGLE DELEGATE IN FLA!” SAYS MEGYN “THE THIN WHITE DUKE” KELLY!
“TRUMP SHOULD GET OUT NOW!” SAYS DANA PERINO AND HER SIDEKICK GREG BUTTFELT!
FLASH! ALERT! BRITT HUME RUSHED TO EMERGENCY ROOM - SWALLOWED MICROPHONE! FLASH!
EXTRA! EXTRA! LOU DOBBS SAYS: “SWALLOWED HELL! I SHOVED THAT MIC DOWN HUME’S THROAT JUST LIKE HE TRIED TO DO TO US WITH RUBIO!”
Well played.