” A man discovered his house was becoming surrounded by rising flood waters . As he finally had to climb up on his roof he decided to pray to the Lord for rescue . First came a neighbor in a boat who offered to pick him up . “ No” he replied, “ I am relying on God to save me “ . Next came along a government rescue unit in a power boat and pulled up to take him out of the flooding . “ No!” He replied , I am waiting for the Lord to save me !” Finally a passing national Guard helicopter saw him standing on his roof and came to a hover overhead and prepared a rescue line . “ No!” he cried “ I am waiting for the Lord to save me !” The chopper left the waters rose and finally the man was swept away and drowned . Later on , standing in the cue to enter Heaven , he called out to God “ why did you not save me when I prayed to You !??” The Lord replied “ What do you mean ? I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter , and you sent them all away “ .... America ; embrace the answer to our collective national problems and quit ur bitch’n .
Great story! I like to point out to people who are against Trump- if Trump wasn’t running what do they think would have happened? Most likely Rubio would have been the nominee and Hillary would have cleaned his clock in the debates like she did to Rick Lazio when she was running for the senate. She would have made him look like an inexperienced little boy and we would have had 8 years of a Hillary Presidency.
Perfect.