The Strange and Possibly Sordid Story of Mitch McConnell's Military Service
"This is what we know about Mitch McConnell’s homosexuality: What is known, though extremely covered up, is that around 1964, Bitchy Mitchy McConnell was thrown out of the US Army for an incident whereby Mitch McConnell propositioned another male solider and grabbed his penis at the same time. The soldier reported this to his superiors who took action against McConnell. Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the Army for engaging in homosexual behaviors, but since he was a Senate aide in the summer, he used the Senator he worked for to pull punches and get the reason Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the Army changed from gay sex to having some sort of eye illness which it turns out he didn’t even have. The Powers That Be then buried this case so deep that it took a progressive journalist forever digging through US government records to finally figure out what was going on. He was obstructed at every turn of the highway. At any rate, what is known is that Mitch McConnell was thrown out of the US military for homosexual activity. And this needs to be shouted from the rooftops.