It wasn’t her being a woman, it was those CANKLES!
The didn’t have a lift strong enough to
get her up to the capsule, nor a booster
powerful enough to get her fat ass orbited.
Yeah, I can just hear the comments between Apollo 13 and Houston now:
Houston we have a problem here.
Apollo, what is your problem.
Houston, we have resolved the problem, just wait till we get the hatch closed.
Apollo, we are not getting any biometrics on Hillary.
Roger Houston, her cables severed when we closed the hatch.
Naw, it was her fat butt, they didn’t have a seat wide enough or a rocket with enough power.
She is not qualified.