Bob Dole: Bob Dole endorses Jeb Bush.
Jeb Bush: I am suspending my campaign.
Bob Dole: Bob Dole endorses Marco Rubio.
Marco Rubio: I am suspending my campaign.
Bob Dole: Bob Dole endorses John Katschik.
John Katschik: I am suspending my campaign.
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Bob Dole didn’t have a garage door opener.
Bob Dole to Cruz: “You’re one of them holy rollers. Reach over and heal this arm and, hell, I’ll vote for you.”
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