*Weirdness ping*
No matter what I’ll bet it tastes like chicken.
Yeah, saw this, the cry has gone up that it’s a Pike Eel.
That’s interesting, because the Loch Ness critter is probably a “horse eel” (that’s the Irish name for it), they were once common in British Isles streams, but got hunted out in most places, leading to some various localities’ folklore about how the town slew a giant water serpent.